His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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