it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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