So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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