you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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