Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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