idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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