Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
