I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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