did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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