Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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