with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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