Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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