We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
