hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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