i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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