Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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