discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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