is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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