I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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