Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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