I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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