I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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