Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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