it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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