Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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