What a fucking waste of an outfit
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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