U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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