The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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