Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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