Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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