..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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