; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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