It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize