I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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