I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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