Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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