The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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