His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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