someone threw a dead crab at me
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How does one acquire holy water?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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