Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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