Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Send help, water and tortillas.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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