508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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