Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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