i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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