Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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