I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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