it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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