Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
