Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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