everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
it was like eating out sand paper
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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