I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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