Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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