I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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