idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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